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If I were a month, I’d be September
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3:00 am
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea horse
If I were a direction, I’d be South
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be anything antique or vintage
If I were a liquid, I’d be Orange juice
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Pearl
If I were a tree, I’d be a Jane Magnolia Tree
If I were a flower, I’d be a Lillie
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Thunder Storm on a Summer Evening
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Saxophone
If I were a color, I’d be Lavender
If I were an emotion, I’d be Passionate
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Pineapple
If I were a sound, I’d be Waves Crashing
If I were an element, I’d be Water
If I were a car, I’d be anything smooth, sleek, and black
If I were a food, I’d be waffles
If I were a place, I’d be Rome, Italy
If I were a material, I’d be 100% cotton
If I were a taste, I’d be Barbecued w/ a hint of spice
If I were a scent, I’d be Vanilla
If I were an object, I’d be a Window
If I were a body part, I’d be a collar bone
If I were a facial expression, I’d be Mischievous
If I were a song, I’d be some type of Neo-Soul
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Oxfords.